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George Carlin

“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.”


The greastest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero and react double.

Oscar Wilde

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events, Small minds discuss people.

Camille Pissarro

Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humbel places where other people see nothing.

Steve Martin

Be so good they can’t ignore you.


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Anais Nin

You cannot save people, you can only love them.

Ernest Hemingway

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Dave Ramsey

We buy things we don’t need, with money we dont’t have, to impress people we don’t like.